ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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