Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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