i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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