still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
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Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
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Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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