I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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