Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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