it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
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She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
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I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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