I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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