And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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