Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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