Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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