I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
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Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
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You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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