i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
