no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
