they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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