It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
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Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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