Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
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He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
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walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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