Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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