Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
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YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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