All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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