honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
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I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
And then he peed in my hair
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