Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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