Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
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After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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