Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
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arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
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I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
try to milk me bitch
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