Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
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Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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