We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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