is your mom at the bar?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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