your room smells of hookers.
And success
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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