Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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