if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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