I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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