p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Then you guys just all showered together...?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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