your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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