I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
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I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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