so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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