I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
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I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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