Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
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