SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
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Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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