I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I need to stop coming to work sober
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
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Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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