what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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