My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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