wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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