He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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