so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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