fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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