worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
The beers last night were like the tears from god
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Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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