so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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