What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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