I seem to have left my pride at pride
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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