Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
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I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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