ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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