As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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