We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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