singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
These tits shall not be calmed
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
