capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
The ass gains better be worth it
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