He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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