that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
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Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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